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davvvd:

one does not simply ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ into Mordor

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Here’s what’s going to go down: I’m from the future, and you’re going to give me your clothes and the keys to your car.

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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comicpenguinz:

It’s a pity that “Avatar: The last Airbender” never got a live action film.

isn’t it

what a shame

Terrible loss

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zaynmalif:

what an icon

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There will always be those who mean to do us harm. To stop them, we risk awakening the same evil within ourselves. Our first instinct is to seek revenge when those we love are taken from us. But that’s not who we are… When Christopher Pike first gave me his ship, he had me recite the Captain’s Oath. Words I didn’t appreciate at the time. But now I see them as a call for us to remember who we once were and who we must be again.

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geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

phoenix-falls:

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

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heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

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